I was actually pretty impressed with the British bit too….the double-decker bus full of legendary contemporary dance troupes like Candoco http://www.candoco.co.uk/ topped off by the sizzling riffs of Jimmy Page! (Shame about Leona Lewis though when we have so many other legendary female voices to share.. Poor girl. She isn’t exactly blessed with The Smarts is she? Bet her and Beckham got on like a house on fire.)
Oh GAWD!!! Look what I just did?! Celebrity slagging. For Pete’s Sake I haven’t even met these people..now I feel all dirty and immediately need to balance this rubbish out with a real story only I haven’t got one on this cool, breezy, bank holiday morning. I lay in bed earlier listening to the doves cooing and the trees hushing the wind (and Dennis vandelising the bird table again..little sod) trying to cobble together something pithy or witty or warm. But nowt. Over to you Gary Larson.